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Name:chonbuk
Birthdate:Jul 29, 1975
Website:http://chonbuk.livejournal.com/
Этот стих не мой. Его написал известный бард Михаил Кочетков, а я подслушал на диске, подписанном рукой автора. Но, тем не менее, я позволю себе вставить в качестве эпиграфа именно его, слегка изменив последнее четверостишие:

Я бы в гости пришел к вам с салом,
Я бы даже принёс "Камю".
Но меня приглашают мало,
Потому что я много пью.

И хотя меня любят дети
(Хоть я сам-то их не люблю),
Но боятся меня соседи,
Потому что я в ванных сплю.

А бывает, я сплю в клозете.
И такое ведь может быть,
Что не только соседи - дети
Меня перестают любить.

И когда я умру до смерти,
Вы не плачьте, меня закопав.
Вы прибейте доску в клозете:
"Здесь спал некто Ярослав".

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